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Tomorrow’s War Plans: V-G Day

Tomorrow is the day. The day we put must aside all of our petty and personal issues and sit under one roof together, and diminish the evil that has been at our door step for quite some time. (Or right in front of your closet in some cases). Tomorrow, we shall end this war and triumph from the battle field sending joy throughout the community. They will sing “Ding dong the homos are dead”. Bells will ring, tales will be told, and in the end, Bep will still be a little friendzoned gayboy.

Anyone who is as interested in WW2 as I am (@11 lol), or has learned about it in school, you will all know of two of the most important days in our time’s history. One of them being D-Day, the United States’ advance into Normandy, France, and V-E day, the day Germany surrendered to allied forces.

Tomorrow, we will name a day of our own, a day that will forever live on for years to come.

Prepare yourselves, for V-G day, victory over gays. This is OUR advance on to WV’s two remaining servers, and then hopefully they’ll gain some common sense and realize this war was over before it started, and surrender to the mighty New Dawn Alliance. But then again Bep seems to think hes got it all figured out (@gaypeoplemeet.com too), and will try and “cleanse” his servers, but we will just log on and smack them as usual so that’s nothing to worry about.

At 4:00 PM EST, DCP will invade Migrator.

At 8:00 PM EST, DW & any other NDA forces who wish to join us will advance into Hot Chocolate, thus ending the war and leaving WV without a nation.

Victory is near my friends. For so long has this excuse of an army has lingered in our community claiming their worth with nothing to show for it. We will send them crawling back into the water to drown. Bep, especially, will die a painful death and I will laugh as he holds Stromae’s hand (or something else) as they struggle to stay above the surface together.

Lets finish what we started DW, and lets do it with a bang.

~Bad, Dark Warriors Leader

One Response

  1. wouldn’t it be V-W day? Victory over WV? You’re making gays sound like dirt. I’m not gay, but it does seem homophobic.

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