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    Welcome to the legendary Dark Warriors of Club Penguin Online

    On the original Club Penguin, we were ranked as the strongest army in history. We were created in October 2007 by Ambrosha, and we lived until 2015. We had many wars with legendary armies – and now in 2019 we have made a return!

    The Dark Warriors do not necessarily seek to do what is right. We seek to grow our army and become the biggest, providing a fun environment for all our troops.

    You can also find us as the “Dark Pirates” on CPR!

    We burn the light!

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Dark Storyers: The Date Warriors

Hey there Dark Warriors! Today I’m bringing you all something new: an original story. Based on the boyfriend adventures of our Leader in Training, Spotty, let’s dive into this funny adventure.

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Spotty and I walked across the plaza, looking for something to do. “I really need a new boyfriend,” Spotty sighed. “Join the Date Warriors! 3 PM at the Iceberg,” I replied. “Where’d you get that from?” Spotty replied. I pointed at a poster on the wall in front of the stage. “Fly, you’re a genius! It’s perfect!” Spotty exclaimed. “Let’s go.” We arrived at the iceberg right on time. A girl walked up to us and introduced herself; “Hey there! My name is Kris. I’ll be the Date Warriors host for this week. Write your names on these name stickers and put them on!” We wrote down our names and joined a few other people in the center of the iceberg. Kris followed us and spoke to the crowd when we joined them. “Alright everyone! Let’s sit in a circle and introduce ourselves.” One at a time, each person spoke. The boys were Lucifer, Ninja, Fluv, and Rish. The girls were me, Spotty, Julia, and Megann. Spotty nudged me and said “Hey look, he’s cute,” pointing at the boy named Lucifer. “Sort of,” I replied. “What do you mean sort of?” she asked. “I’m gay, what do you expect?” I laughed. “I’m straight so help me with the cute guys,” Spotty replied. “Yeah well, even spaghetti is straight till it gets hot and wet,” Julia whispered to us. I burst out into laugher in front of the group. “I told a joke, sorry.” Spotty interjected, covering for me. “That’s fine. Let’s get started on our first couples bonding activity, puzzles!” The group looked unamused, shooting each other confused looks. “Hey it’s not THAT boring,” Kris exclaimed. “There’s a twist, I promise,” she added. We were paired randomly and were given puzzles. I ended up partnered with the boy named Ninja while Spotty was with Lucifer. He grabbed a puzzle and spread out all the pieces on the ground. “We should start with the borders,” I said, fishing out a corner piece. “Nah look at the picture let’s just put together the colors,” he replied. We argued over how to go about solving the puzzle until we compromised on doing the borders and then organizing by color. “What’s your favorite food?” I asked him. “Probably pizza,” he said, not looking up from the colors. I gave up on talking to him and tried to finish the puzzle. When we neared the end, we noticed some of the pieces missing, and some extras that didn’t fit in the puzzle. “It’s a barter puzzle,” I realized. I grabbed the extra pieces and began trading them with the others. By the time everyone finished the puzzles, it was 4 PM. The group gathered back together in the center and listened as Kris spoke up. “So, how did you all like the barter puzzle activity?” she asked. “It was pretty boring,” Megann retorted. “The most interesting thing was my partner.” She winked at Julia, who was sitting across from her. Right then, an island wide alert came from the EPF. “Due to the discovery of a new virus called CROVID-19, we order a mandatory quarantine. Do not leave your current area or you risk catching the disease. The full effects are unknown. Please stay home.” A mixture of annoyance and confusion overtook our faces. “Stay calm guys, everything will be okay. We can all stay here until this is over!” Kris said enthusiastically. “I’m fine with that as long as you don’t give us any more lame team bonding stuff,” Rish commented, “Otherwise we’re going to have to coup you.” Everyone laughed except for Fluv, who said “Hey don’t blame her, she’s trying to help us get to know each other. I have an idea, let’s play trainwreck!” Julia interjected, saying “No offense, but that sounds like a real trainwreck.” The group burst into chaos discussing what we should do next. “BE QUIET!” Fluv yelled. “Let Kris speak, she did plan this. We can add in more stuff as needed, but for now we can stick to the plan.” We all quieted down as Kris dove into explaining the couples dinner. I got paired with Julia. I walked over to her and asked her “So what’s a food that you like?” She thought for a second, before replying: “Chicken Alfredo.” I laughed. “Fun fact, I’m actually vegan. Do you mind if we make it with tofu or something?” I said. We began cooking the food and talked a bit. “I have a joke,” I said. “What do you call a magic owl?” I asked her. “a HOOdini.” She laughed and said “I could tell you one about a broken pencil, but it’s really pointless.” I laughed with her and we began exchanging jokes. Suddenly, we heard screaming. I turned to see Lucifer’s skin turning red as he began shrinking. Julia started screaming too. “HELP! WHAT’S HAPPENING?” She yelled. I backed away from her as she morphed into some other animal. I saw Ninja gone too. They turned into crabs. “This must be the effect of CROVID-19,” I said. “It has to be a crab originating virus.” I looked at Lucifer, Ninja, and Julia, wondering what we could do to help. “No, no this can’t be happening,” Megann said. “She’s my future. Julia…” She walked up to Julia the crab and picked her up. She kissed Julia on the shell, causing her to transform again. This time, Julia began turning back into a human. “A true love’s kiss! That’s it,” I said to Spotty. “Kiss Lucifer, he’ll turn human.” Rish interrupted, “Woah woah, what about Ninja?” he asked. “What about him?” Spotty asked. “He told us that he liked you, Spotty,” Fluv said. “He really enjoyed the dinner thing with you.” Confusion was plastered all over Spotty’s face. “What do I do?” she asked us. “I think you have to choose,” Fluv said. She walked over to Lucifer and picked him up. She kissed his shell and he turned back into a human. “What just happened?” he asked. “Well you turned into a crab and you were saved by Spotty’s true love kiss,” I said. “Oh. Where’s Ninja?” he asked. “Well, he’s still a crab,” Kris said. “True love’s kiss you said?” Lucifer said. “That’s what it’s supposed to be.” Megann said. Lucifer picked up Ninja and kissed his shell. Then he turned human as well. “This is interesting,” Julia said. “Looks like we’ve got a love triangle,” I sighed.

The End!

Hope you all enjoyed the first edition of a new story series! Look out for the next one to see what happens with the love triangle. Comment if you’d like to be in the next story!

2 Responses

  1. DUDE ITS AMAZING I LOVE IT
    -sincerely extradramatic star

  2. this story is actually amazing, had me laughing a few times. this overall story gets a 10/10 from me

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