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    On the original Club Penguin, we were ranked as the strongest army in history. We were created in October 2007 by Ambrosha, and we lived until 2015. We had many wars with legendary armies – and now in 2019 we have made a return!

    The Dark Warriors do not necessarily seek to do what is right. We seek to grow our army and become the biggest, providing a fun environment for all our troops.

    You can also find us as the “Dark Pirates” on CPR!

    We burn the light!

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The Pathetic Nature of the Doritos of CP

Update: Irrelevant “DCP Legend” (which is equal to ACP mod) Bam writes a dumb memey post thinking its funny when 3-4 different armies are roasting this same dogshit army, gg. Go back to your anime buddy

Hello, Dark Warriors!

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted in the DW website, hasn’t it? Today I’d like your undivided attention on a topic that’s been long awaited. I’ve been aching to make a post like this for a while but I held it off because of how closed off and distanced I am from CP Armies 2020. Anyway, let’s dive right to the point.

Recently the pathetic Doritos released a post titled “The Truth about TWA” and tried to make us look like the most toxic CP armies ever, and are fully convinced that I represent ANYTHING that goes on in DW ever. These pathetic buffoons actually thought that supposedly according to meerkatt the DCP god himself, he thinks that as soon as Dark Warriors were revived, I “quickly took the chance to run away from DCP”

First of all, meerkatt – you are one of the most braindead Doritos of CP leader I have ever seen in my whole CP army career, and as soon as the Dark Warriors were revived with Freezie and TWA was formed, the war ended simply because IW + DW ruined your clown joke of an army. Want proof? Let’s go back to the archives.

Wow, I sure RAN AWAY from DCP huh?

What’s even more interesting is that you pathetic numbskulls don’t even realize that Freezie66 even built your army from scratch and then you banished him right after because he is a Dark Warrior at heart and not a filthy Dorito – hence the tactic “WHEN A DW LEGEND BUILDS UR ARMY”, clearly It’s shown here that I’m so scared of DCP!

Want more proof? When I ACTUALLY CARED about Club Penguin Armies when I was your mental age, DCP NEVER EVEN SHOWED UP to the many amount of times DW has declared war on them under my leadership. Proof? I’ll dump it right here

https://darkwarriorscp.com/2014/10/07/dcp-logic/

Mustapha is like, probably your only reliable DCP leader, right? This is the crap he wrote during this war.

Instead what actually happened? They lost or no-showed EVERY invasion, COMPLETE LOL!

Interesting, it REALLY seemed like I was very fearful of the Doritos huh!

So anyway, let’s flip-flop back to the TWA war that happened January – so what actually happened once DCP realized that they were really done for against IW + DW? ahhh…. right.

Know your pathetic place, Doritos. The Dark Warriors are 100% way better of a CP army both statistically and historically. Not once have you ever marked yourselves as an iconic CP army unless if it’s just to be the joke of both the old community and the new community that the veterans were around for, and that’s easily proven here.

Do you guys want to see the Top Ten CP armies of all time ranked right before Disney’s CP shut down?

Do you guys notice how DCP is ranked 8th down in the shitter while us Dark Warriors are quite literally top 5?

Okay, you still don’t think so?

Wwebestfan – DCP’s creator – LITERALLY cried when his army got ganged up on!

That’s your creator right there! That’s the LEGENDARY Doritos of CP, right there! Does that not cut it? You guys think DCP is family friendly and family forever woo haha all that bullshit? Look at this!

The rest of this garbage post is talking about how I “doxxed” meerkatt and how I’m so toxic as a DW Legend, and a “a contributor, and advisor to DW”, and that we apparently simp their troops or whatever.

meerkatt, yet again, are you braindead? EVERYONE in the old CP army community knows that I have NO idea how to dox people in CP armies. Anyone I’ve ever asked for personal contact / selfies – anything of the sort, was confidential + was asked straight away when being friends with them and still to this day nothing was slandered about me until surprise surprise, DCP. Want to know how I acquired that guy’s selfie? It was surfaced around CP armies in the first place. Do you even know how much I interact in CP armies? Which would bring me to my next point

I HAVE NO INVOLVEMENT IN DARK WARRIORS / CP ARMIES ANYMORE, AND HAVEN’T BEEN SINCE MANY MONTHS AGO.

You actually want to know what I do when it comes to CP armies? I constantly tell Spotty that she’s Herbert P Bear and kristina is klutzy, and I’d coup them every single time as a collateral joke. Yep, I’m not kidding you, that’s the only involvement I ever have in DW. Anyone who’s been in the DW discord for a long time WILL TELL YOU the same thing.

Want to know what else I’ve recently done in CP armies? I married crazzy, RPF leader on discord and she filed for divorce right after because she’s dumb, and realized she missed me after. Wanna see?

Oh you wanna know more? I’ve threatened DW HCOM that if anything went south, I’d transform DW into LT and start declaring war on a random CP army.

Do you idiots want to know what this is called, DCP? It’s called banter, something you clearly lack to understand which is a core essence and value between both old and modern DW’s history, which is one reason why everyone LOVES us and HATES you all deliberately. I SURE have a lot of involvement in DW, don’t I?

I don’t attend DW events let alone CP army events. I only ever talk in DW discord or the Leadership GC’s just to banter, and everyone who’s been in DW for so long would know that inherently. You want guarantee of that? Go ahead and join our discord with your shitty smurf accounts and you can enjoy the banter in the back of your seat while deluding yourself in the dorito dust thinking I actually involve myself in penguin armies anymore.

What is the moral of the story? I have no involvement in DW right now nor do I “contribute” anything to DW, and I am not even an “advisor”. I’m literally just there to be present as a DW Legend and I don’t speak for anyone within DW’s High Command or Leadership – unless if It’s dumpster your army in the trash whether It’s in a post like this or in a penguin war.

So no, I don’t dox, I do NOTHING of the sort that you’ve claimed in your post. I called Maroon a “fucking moron” because he’s a good guy and doesn’t deserve to be in your trashbag of an army. I mocked him because he left a group chat and took me serious when he didn’t know me as well as Spotty did. Yep, that’s the truth.

Do you want to know something else? noa & bee, current DW legends, used to be in DCP. Want to know how WE responded to that when you claim that we’re so deluded and toxic?

Geez guys! DW is SO toxic! wow! Spi101 is CLEARLY very awful isn’t he?

Before I end this post, I’d like to mention that even Mustapha10 – DCP’s long time legend (and arguably the only one with a brain in this terrible CP army), trashes this army to the ground. You guys wanna see?

https://mustapha10x.wordpress.com/

When even big Musty here thinks that 32op is a TRASHBAG, that hits home hard, doesn’t it?

Actually, do you guys wanna know something else speaking of 32op? This guy here really made Dorito troops go on our discord and stalk our voice chats during the TWA vs DCP war. Wanna see?

https://darkwarriorscp.com/2020/01/05/dwnc-special-reports-32op-listens-to-dark-warriors-voice-chats-in-his-free-time-lies-to-his-troops/

Alright, we’re finally at the end of this roast post and I’d like to give a shoutout to the irish lion, Spotty803, crazzy (my beautiful penguin ewife), and kristina, because they’ve been requesting a rage post for a long time.

Anyway, on a serious note, for everyone out there in CP armies – this is what you need to know. DCP is a trash army, leave it as soon as possible, and join the better CP army – Dark Warriors of CP. Even so, just don’t be in DCP, It’s literally one of the worst armies ever created and Wwebestfan should consider going back to the toilet to think about what a mistake he made with his hooligans that these guys use as an opening picture in their posts.

Goodbye, I most likely won’t make another post until several months later.

4 Responses

  1. […] Spi101 aired his thoughts on the Dark Warriors website too, in a sharp-tongued post labelled “The Pathetic Nature of the Doritos“. In particular, he noted his bewilderment that the Doritos believed him to still represent […]

  2. i own some evidence if you’d like it as well, personally i’m not fond of dcp because of my past with them but i’m willing to spread the truth. just because you have a “bad past” doesn’t mean you should try to censor it.
    izuno#0666 <- add me if you want a screen recording of the oligarchy gc

  3. fuck the dotitos hcom

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