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Totally Trending: Noseheadd or Noobheadd?

Hey Dark Warriors,

Noseheadd, or Noobheadd, has recently been proven to be a noob. Why is he such a noob, and where’s the evidence?

[Satire Warning: This post is meant to be a joke and is not meant to disrespect Noseheadd in any way.]

As some of you may know, Noseheadd is currently one of our fourth in commands. He is always in chat, even ranking number one on our levels leaderboard currently! (you can check this by using a!rank or a!lb for the full leaderboard in bot commands) However, recent evidence and accusations led us to believe that despite his constant conversations, Noseheadd is indeed a noob. Before you all think this is a ridiculous claim, let’s take a look at some evidence shall we?

Well… he admitted it 😀

Don’t worry, I have plenty of other evidence to show you if that wasn’t enough. Let’s look at the screenshot below real quick…

He doesn’t want to join??

Woah there. WOAH WOAH WOAH. He doesn’t want to join his own army? Excuse me? Hm… *inserts suspicious face* something isn’t right here… Before I continue, let me show you what a noob is.

basically a newbie

Well Noseheadd is definitely a noob at being a high command in Dark Warriors… he doesn’t even want to join! How are you supposed to help lead the Dark Warriors if you aren’t even in the server? Hm… you can’t. Also, how rude! I was even trying to do him a favor by sending him the invite, and that’s how he responds. 😦

OKAY, let’s move on. Shall we take a look at the total amount of times he’s said ‘noob’ in our DMs and in the DW server?

in our DMs
in the DW server

Wow… a total of over 3,000 times. Keep in mind that this is only in two places. I bet he’s said noob over 100,000 times in other servers. How many people is Nose calling a noob? It’s obvious that he is calling others noobs to draw the attention away from himself. Also, he’s said noob over 1,000 times in my DMs? Does he think I’m a noob? Well it’s clear that I’m not a noob… so he must be lying.

Alrighty, then. Recently, I’ve been informed with another piece of evidence. Let’s take a look below!

uhh what?

Hold up. HOLD UP. He’s noa’s alt? What a ridiculous claim! Indeed, we all know that our DW Supreme Commander noa is a noob as well. (Let me know if we should make a post about her too :D) So… if Noseheadd is claiming to be a noob’s alt, doesn’t that make him a noob as well? Plus we do know that only noobs would pretend to be someone’s alt.

I was fortunate enough to have the opportunity to interview the noob himself:

Interviewer: Why are you such a noob?

Nose: Blocked. no. wait whats. im not a noon. noobc. noob. youre a noob.

Interviewer: Insulting the interviewer isn’t very nice! Since you’re obviously denying it, what do you have to say about all the evidence we’ve collected?

Nose: theres no dediviedse.

Interviewer: I think you’ll say otherwise when you read the post! Anyways, since everyone reading this will know you’re a noob, what do you want to tell them?

Nose: youre akl blcoekd.

Interviewer: Ooh good luck blocking everyone in the server! Anything else you want to add regarding the fact that you’re a noob?

Nose:

Interviewer: Editing pictures isn’t very nice!

Nose: thats not edited.. it’s in staff chat!

Interviewer: Ok then noob! Keep denying it!

Nose: ITS NOT TRUE. YOURE THE NOOB. PLS GOG AWAY

Well then… in addition to having multiple spelling errors, editing pictures, and being rude, he even called me a noob! Everyone knows that the amazing Caramel is clearly not a noob. I don’t even know where he got that idea from. Obviously Noseheadd is calling me a noob to turn all the attention to me. Before we end this post, let’s add in one more screenshot!

nice name!!

With all this evidence in front of us, it is clear that our fourth in command Noseheadd is indeed Noobheadd. Although Nose is a noob, there are definitely other noobs out there as well. Who could those be?

What do you think? Is Noseheadd indeed a noob? Which noob should we expose next? Let us know in the comments down below!

Caramel

Second in Command

One Response

  1. you’re the noob!!

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