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    Welcome to the legendary Dark Warriors of Club Penguin Online

    On the original Club Penguin, we were ranked as the strongest army in history. We were created in October 2007 by Ambrosha, and we lived until 2015. We had many wars with legendary armies – and now in 2019 we have made a return!

    The Dark Warriors do not necessarily seek to do what is right. We seek to grow our army and become the biggest, providing a fun environment for all our troops.

    You can also find us as the “Dark Pirates” on CPR!

    We burn the light!

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Dark Storyers: The Impostors

What’s up DW? Fly here, back again with another edition of Dark Storyers! Today, we’re gonna have a somewhat but themed edition, which I’m sure you guessed by the title. If you haven’t read the last post, do check it out here. Now let’s get into this week’s story!


Noa slammed her flipper into the wall from frustration. “Dammit. We finally caught our villains and they just got away.” I shook my head in awe and walked straight out of the room. I found myself in Spi’s office, looking through his contacts. I saw a number labelled as “President Freezie” and dialed it. “Hello?” a voice said on the phone. “Mr. President, this is Agent Fly, I’m with the Dark Warriors division of the EPF. Our suspects for the CROVID-19 investigation escaped,” I confessed to him. “Well that’s unfortunate. How did they escape?” He asked. “It was brute force. The polar bear broke out of her handcuffs,” I replied. “I don’t know what you want me to say. Keep me updated and just find them. You’re a Dark Warrior, so that means you’re the best of the best. I trust you, but I’ll be sending Crazzy, the rebel commander to help oversee you all for the time being,” Freezie said. I hung up the phone and walked back to the office. “Let’s get to work,” I told Noa. “At this hour?” She objected. “We’re the Dark Warriors, aren’t we? Get as many people in the division here now. This is a matter of national security and you and I are now in charge,” I said, as intimidatingly as I could. Noa nodded back to me and we called as many people as we could back to headquarters.

We worked all night with no results. By 6 AM, the windows started shaking. I watched everyone rush over to see what’s going on, and discovered a snowstorm. “Well, it looks like we’re stuck in here. This will be more time consuming than eating a clock,” Said Purple, evidently annoyed. “Come on guys, let’s get back to work!” Yelled Sid, “We have to catch these guys, they started a pandemic. Let’s burn the light!” The crowd grumbled as they got back to their assigned tasks. “I know we’re stranded, but we can make the best of this situation. The sooner we finish our work, the more time we have to spend with each other!” Koko piped up. Annoyed from their lack of sleep, the crowd ignored her and returned to their desks. Noa nudged me and said “Hey, I just watched Caramel and Nose get up together and secretly run away.” I laughed and said “They’re probably just gonna spend a few minutes together in a supply closet. Nothing to worry about.” Noa snickered and walked back to my desk with me. After around 7 minutes, Caramel and Nose returned, looking extremely shaken.

Our team continued to work, and at 7 AM, we heard a loud scream. We rushed to find Koko, lying still on the floor. I bent down next to her and said to get a doctor. “Dr. Gip here!” said Gip as he made his way through the crowd. He bent down next to Koko and checked her pulse. “She’s alive, but unconscious. It doesn’t seem like she suffered any trauma, so she’s probably just tired,” He said. “Let’s get her the medbay to rest,” said Zedey, helping Noa and I carry Koko there. Soon after the chaos, we heard more yelling. “What’s going on?” asked Noa. “Look, it’s Purple and Sid, both sleeping like Koko,” said Zedey. I shook my head and helped carry them both to the medbay. “Someone is going after us,” I said to Gip, Noa, and Zedey when we were alone. “How so?” Gip asked. “Think about it. People have been passing out one by one. I get that we’re tired but this seems like a bit much, doesn’t it?” Zedey answered for me. I nodded in agreement. “What seems like a little much?” Asked Crazzy, as she walked in holding Spi’s hand. “Well I guess this room is taken let’s find another!” Spi said, tugging on Crazzy’s hand to leave. “Wait a second, what’s going on guys?” She asked. “There are like impostors or something among us,” Noa replied. “People have been passing out and it can’t be a coincidence,” Gip added on. “That seems like a you problem!” Spi exclaimed. “Crazzy can we please just go?” We rolled our eyes as Spi and Crazzy ran out to find another place to do whatever they wanted.

We walked out of medbay to count who was left of our agents when Crazzy called us. “Come to the supply closet, now,” She said, subsequently hanging up. The four of us ran over there and discovered Caramel and Nose, lying passed out. “Wait a second, they were in here earlier,” Noa said. “Does that mean they’ve been here all morning and the impostors are posing as them?” Crazzy asked. The four of us nodded. “All interns, report to the briefing room, I repeat all interns to the briefing room,” Said Spi over the intercom. We rushed to the briefing room and handcuffed Nose and Caramel. “What’s going on?” Caramel said. “You guys have finally been caught,” Gip said, smirking. “Fine, you caught us,” Kris said, returning to her crab form. She shrunk out of her handcuffs and snapped Spotty’s open with her pincers. Once again, they had escaped. “Hey guys! Anyone wanna buy a car?” Asked Honda, barging into the room. I sighed. “We’ll get em’ next time,” Noa said, patting my shoulder.

To be continued…

Heyo Dark Warriors! I wanna thank you all for reading this special Among Us themed edition. Look out for the next Dark Storyers, next Monday! I know I promised some evil villain backstory but I figured it’d fit better in next week’s story, and you’ll find out why!

2 Responses

  1. HAHA! Loved it! Can’t wait for the next edition!!

  2. R.I.P. Koko, Purple, Sid, Nose, and Caramel. U will be avenged.

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