Dark Warriors Burning the Knights since 1307 [SATIRE]

HELLO DARK WARRIORS!! So, we just defeated Templars of Club Penguin with a whopping of 4 to 1 war. However, the battlefield isn’t the only place we decimated them. That being said, let’s look at some of the community gems that have come from this war.

Dark Warriors: Eclipse Times
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You’re Never Too Old For Armies – Subzero

Dark Warriors: Never Too Old

We heard a lot over the last few weeks about the age of our staff. TCP, you’re right. We may have some staff who are pushing 30. And even with their pending arthritis, you lost. Interesting…


CPA’S Black Sheep – Mashu

Dark Warriors: Black Sheep

Seems like you aren’t winning any popularity contests soon. How does it feel being the black sheep of CPA?


Dark Warriors Strike Again – Antman

Dark Warriors Strike Again

Hey, where did this battle picture come from? I need to hire the photographer.


No Words Needed – Ugly

This one just speaks for itself.


Templars = Hell? – Torchic

New viral Youtube video incoming! Please like and subscribe! Can we hit 1,000,000 views?!


Levels to This Game – Samio

“we’Re tHat LoW becAusE of tHe muLtiPliEr”… clearly someone needs a math lesson. Someone check Andi’s calendar.


Are Templars just Light Troops in Disguise? – Clade

These spot the difference pictures are getting harder and harder.


Did somebody call the Dog Pound? – Lana

Everyone! We just got a new dog from the pound! What are your thoughts?


Dark Warriors Always Win – Lemon

We could’ve saved a lot of time had we searched this up sooner.


That was quite entertaining wasn’t it? The jokes really just write themselves. But hey, what else could you expect? It’s TCP we are talking about after all.

Muffy
Dark Warden

Andi
Third In Command

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