BREAKING NEWS, Frosty – Eclipse Times has recently received news of a growing empire formed by Dark Warriors leader, Midnight. However, he has become power hungry and dictatorial, so the Umbra Kingdom declares urgent war on the Cattomans.
Note: Following this news, the Cattoman Empire and the Umbra Kingdom have made peace with the Umbra Queen, Starzy, offering Tiramisu to the Cattoman Sultan, Midnight, as a sign of friendship between both nations.
We at Eclipse Times are always unbiased, so this post is very true. Midnight revealed his cat form ages ago, but only recently embraced it fully. Following this, he decided to take inspiration from the real world and form the fictional nation of Catstanbul as it’s emperor.
The Umbra Kingdom, formed by the glorious and macho leader Salah, wanted to initially ally with Catstanbul. However, Midnight never responded. Later, Dark Warriors staff member Sid asked if Midnight wished to war Umbra.
The response was swift.
Umbra Declaration on Cattomans
The Umbra Queen Star, who is a formidable tiramisu enjoyer, always offers Midnight tiramisu. But as a result of this ignorance, she decided to stop. This is understandable as Midnight wished to take over the entire Cat states as well as Umbra itself.
This decision marks the beginning of this civil war. We of the Umbra Kingdom must unite to stop this absolute monarchy and censorship. Even our other leader Subzero has joined in this tomfoolery. Plus, Subzero sounds like a menacing lawyer… LONG LIVE THE UMBRAS AND LONG LIVE DARK WARRIORS.
I interviewed Umbra Queen Star on her thoughts.
What did you do to Midnight to create the Cattoman Empire?
I played no role in the creation of cattoman empire Midnight just announced that he wanted to change his name from Umbra Midnight to something else
Why is the Umbra Kingdom declaring on the Cattomans?
When Midnight was asked when cattomans were going to go to war with umbra kingdom he responded that it won’t happen because ‘they are irrelevant’ As queen i was delighted to have another kingdom in dark warriors to ally with but that comment is insulting so we must defend our honour
Will the Umbra Kingdom accept the help of the Eclipse Times’ propaganda?
Yes we are
Anything else to add?
I am willing to negotiate a peace treaty with cattomans but if theyre not willing to they should prepare for war. Thats all.
As per this interview with Queen Star, it is clear that Midnight and Subzero must be stopped. We cannot allow Eclipse Times to be censored or for the news to fall. As such Eclipse Times puts all our support behind the Umbra Kingdom. This is definitely not a message from only Pranav; instead, it is from all of Andi, Pixter, Pranav, and Jazmin.
Pranav
Dark Lord (5ic)
Filed under: DW News Central | Tagged: Cattoman Empire, Dark Warriors, Dark Warriors News Central, DW, DWNC, Eclipse Times, ET, Midnight, Star, Umbra Kingdom |
Long live the Cattoman Empire!!😾
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