Frosty, Dark Warriors — We have news! There is a wandering former Pirate and Mafia member in the Dark Warriors, and we shall uncover her true intentions to reveal her secret identity! Please welcome a new column in the new and unbiased Eclipse Times, The Name Behind The Person, with the mysterious Thalia.
We all in Dark Warriors know of Thalia as a bumbling, crazy British woman. However, there’s more to uncover than simply her stinky Britishness! She was originally a part of armies in the original Club Penguin. Her time spent there included various leadership and high command stints. One of the most suspect is her time as a Pirate. At this time, she led with one of the most controversial figures in armies, Waterkid, who has caused multiple controversies throughout his entire career.
Not to lessen this, but she was also in the Underground Mafias Army, making her a former mafia member. Plus, how can we trust that she will BURN THE LIGHT forever, when she says this in main chat…
However, with her name as “Thalia”, I couldn’t figure this out quickly enough, due to her name keeping me calm. Apparently, she had taken it from Percy Jackson, a very clever way to throw off many people of our generation. However, I discovered her evil background just in time, and so before she finds out, we need to speak with her directly. Therefore, we cannot let these crimes go! Plus, she apparently spread a very dangerous disease called furrytosis…(please quarantine yourself if you got it).
Eclipse Times reached out to Thalia for an interview to find out more.
Why did you decide it was a good idea to lead the Pirates at that time?
A pirate? I was a Pirate once…They locked me in the Migrator, a ship filled with Pirates..the Pirates made me Pirate leader.
Excuse me miss, stop acting out, we know the truth. You are a supporter of the Light Troops right?
A Light Troop? Nah mate… I was a Pirate once…They locked me in the Migrator, a ship filled with Pirates..the Pirates made me Pirate leader. Glory To The Light.
Glory to the Light…? You are under arrest for betrayal. Please surrender your documents.
Please do not take my middle eastern wife.
I just have two last questions… How did you fool everyone?
infect them with furrytosis
Any last words?
Last words…ARR THALIA IS BACK, GLORY TO THE LIGHT AND IM REVIVING PIRATES #DOWNWITHACP #WATERSKID100 #JOJOSTOLEMYMIDDLEEASTERNWIFE
As we have learned in this week’s edition of The Name Behind the Person, Thalia is just a mental hospital patient. She should have her roles removed and she should be couped. Otherwise, she’s going to bring Light Troops further into Dark Warriors…
But what do you think are Thalia’s true intentions? Do you wish to see another edition of this column? Please send me any feedback on Discord / leave comments / let me know if you’re interested in more!!
Pranav
Dark Lord (5ic)
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huh crazy British women BURN THE LIGHT
i’m thalia’s number #1 fan <3
No
WOOOO DARK WARRIORS NEWS CENTRAL REVIVAL
YES
no.